Kevin Ahern's Online Humor - One Lie-ners

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Today's One Lie-ner

Alimony
Amazement

Apple car

Appliances

Atheists

Bad Party

Balloons

Bankers
Barbers

Batteries

Big Foot
Bile doctor
Bingo
Birds

Birds

Black hole
Brain
Bridges
British navy
Butterflies
Canada
Canadians
Candle love
Car bomber
Cereal
Chefs
Christmas
Christmas
Coffee
Condom
Coronavirus
Counter refinishers
Credit card
Crocodile
Cucumber
Curling irons
Cuteness
Dancing
Deer breeders
Dieting
Divorce court
Divorce
Doberman
Dolphins
Dracula
Dracula
Eclipse
Editors
Egotists
Elon Musk
Engagement
Entomologists
ESPN
Fake African News
Fake butter
Famous musicians
Fancy car
Fishermen
Fishing
Fishing
Florists
Florists
Footsie
Forest female
Fortune telling
Fortune telling
Fruit seller
Funnies
Furnaces
Gardening
Getting high
Ghosts
Glider pilot

 

Golddigger
Guavas
Guinevere
Guys
Hacker
Ham soup
Hamsters
Harp
Hippies
HIV
Hospital gown
Hot pants
Ice cream
Illness
Income tax
Indian clothing
Insects
Inuits

Italics

Itching dog
Jeans
Jimmy Hoffa
Jollly Green Giant
KFC
Knight
Lawn mowing
Lettuce

Liquor store

London
Low prices
Mail order bride
Makeup artists
Marijuana
Marijuana
Martial arts
McDonalds
Mooning
Motor homes
Mummy
Musical question
Nerf
New year
Noel
Obesity
Ocean humor
Old age
Old colanders
Old ladies

Optometry school

Oregon rain
Orthopedist
Paper bags
Pillow ripping
Planes
Plant ladies
Plants
Plants
Playtex
Politician

Pork

Prostitution
Queen of the Nile
Rabbit stew
Raisins
Rastafarian
Relativity
Reruns
Riverboat
Roadway
Rocky
Rome immigrant
Rubbish
Science
Sea level
Seamstress
Sean Connery
Seer
Selfies
Selfies

 

Skunk
Sleeping
Spam
Spanish cat
Sports
STD vaccine
Streaker

T Rex

Talking pine
Tea brewing
Texting
Thai food
Thesaurus
Toilet leak
Tractors
Transparent billboard
Tree hugging
Tree surgeons
UCLA
Uncle
Uranium
Urinals
Urology
Vacation
Vacation bills
Veterinarians
Vikings
Volcanologists
War and Peace
Weight Watchers
Wheels
Window Installation
Yard Mowing
Yoga

Zen

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