Kevin Ahern's Longer Verses

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Not everything I write is in verses of four or fives lines. This page contains longer verses. Most are humorous, but some are more serious, including political. I've grouped them roughly by topic and I've marked the lighter ones with an asterisk (*).

When This Thing is Finally Over Things Will Get Better I Resolve To . . . America's Finest Hour
       
*The Units Verse *Our Language is a Funny One *Word Fun *Tom Swifties
*Famous People Party *Signs of the Times *Job Fails *Two Liners
*Silly Verses *I've Had It With English
*Career Considerations *A Very Famous Resturant
*A Tale of Two Fishies *Before Computers *Shorties *On Time

*Phone Follies

*It's a Beautiful Day For a Bark

*Dog Dreams

*W Dot Tom

*2019 Obituaries      
       
You Need a New Religion The Truth Was Laid to Rest Legal Lies Pledge of Disobedience

Hypnosis

Guardin' Eden

All Puffed Up All We Need is Love For Pat Casey  
       
*No Hard Fillings

*Naught Counting

 
A Stable Genius Going Viral Sing a Song of Sick Pence Village Idiot
Unmasked Donald Has Little Limb Apocalypses Brett Kavanaugh
Sheet Hole Faces Warming Warning Climate Change Pence's Stupor Powers
Humpty Trumpty Remember Sanctuary Our New Prez
Protests Dan Quayle Ode    
       
*Homonysms *Lady Bug *Neal's Birthday Wish *We're Elves
*In the Big Inning *Chugly at the Bat *Chugly Goes to the Big Leagues *Hemptation
       
Brain Drain Once One Down Count Me In
Farmers Above the Clouds The Power of Prayer My Independence
My Buddy Stan Mary Had a Little LAN COVID Two Way Protection
Utopia Stephen Hawking Q&A Retirement Verse
I Had a Dream Graduation A Doggy Tale Exclamation Point Rant
Truth to Self I'm Done Blue Corvallis Planning
The Capitalist Muhammed Ali Death of the Salesmen The Hot Rod
Mr. Z Go Away NRA Late Life Crisis  
       
*January Gloom *An Ode to January *Oregon Winter *Chinese New Year
*February Finale *March Mudness *Corvallis Spring *Sign of Spring
*April Sours *Rain *Farewell to May *June
*July Muse *August Meditations *Fall Musing *It's Fall
*Pumpkin Spiced *An Oregon Christmas *Xmas in the Lab (1979) *St. Nick's Visit to Malta
*New Year's 2020      
       
*For Gary *Not Finished *Birth *Adding Up
*Ode to a Road *Verse Curse *Corvallis Flood of 2019  
     
*DNA Rap *An Ode to DNP *Special Cell Phones *An Ode to Proteins
*Lactose Verse *Ribosomes and Ribozymes *Pablo Picasso *Bowled Over
       

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