A Hardees Night

(to the tune of “A Hard Day’s Night”)

Copyright © 2014 Kevin Ahern

 

It is a Hardees night

And I just ate a chili dog

It didnt taste quite right

I hope my arteries dont clog

I know the crap in this meat

Is something I shouldnt eat

But oh it tastes so good

 

You know my doctor Ted

Tells me I am getting quite obese

And I have got a few pounds to shed

So I should cut out all this grease

 

But I have got a big itch

To eat a mondo sandwich

And make me feel all right

You can throw

On all that bacon and cheese

And Ill go

Eat til I get heart disease, sease, yeah

 

It is a Hardees night

And I just ate a chili dog

It didnt taste quite right

I hope my arteries dont clog

I know the crap in this meat

Is something I shouldnt eat

But oh it tastes so good

 

So I have got this big itch

To eat a mondo sandwich

And make me feel all right

You can throw

On all that bacon and cheese

And Ill go

Eat til I get heart disease, sease, yeah

 

It is a Hardees night

And I just ate a chili dog

It didnt taste quite right

I hope my arteries dont clog

I know the crap in this meat

Is something I shouldnt eat

But oh it tastes so good

You know it tastes so good

Oh yes it tastes so good

 

 

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