All My Junk Mail

(to the tune of “All My Loving”)

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern

 

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it

On links for free credit

Remember not all things are true

Cuz you like to believe

You’re so eas’ly deceived

I’m sending my junk mail

To you

 

There are penis enhancers

And cures for all cancers

By buying the things that they say

If you’d just stop and think

You’d not click on that link

But you don’t so get ready to pay

 

All my junk mail.  I will send to you

All my junk mail.  You can go pursue

 

One last thought ‘fore you forward

The text of your password

Because someone just asked you to

If a stranger said, “Please

May I have your house keys ?”

I do not think they’d get them from you

 

All my junk mail.  I will send to you

All my junk mail.  You can go pursue

 

All my junk mail.  I will send to you

All my junk mail.  You can go pursue

 

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