Anthem of the Ginseng and Tonics

(to the tune of “My Way”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern


And now, the concert’s done

We were a mus-i-cal sensation

That was a lot of fun

It’s time for serious libation


Our singing was off key

The audience so catatonic

One cause, to put simply

Ginseng and Tonics


Rehearsals where we played

Our thanks to Cliff and Chere

Their neighbors were dismayed

Can’t blame them all for being wary


Our voices raised aloud

Aren’t really as a whole symphonic

And so, we flee from crowds

Ginseng and Tonics


The public wailed

Our fans did too

What hurt the most

They said P-U

In spite of all

We did not stop

Let’s hope that they

Don’t call the cops

The more we play

It hurts to say

Ginseng and Tonics


The critics all decried

Together in conformance

The music genocide

Each time we do a new performance


What’s more they all complained

We’re like the plague that is bubonic

A scourge most inhumane

Ginseng and Tonics


But we march on

Thus undeterred

We’re not afraid

Of critics’ words

With voices strong

Though aging some

We hope our fans

Will all succumb

Next time they see

On the marquee

Ginseng and Tonics


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