Don't Get the Bends
(to the tune of "You've Got a Friend")
Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

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When you're deeply diving

Don't forget the ni-tro-gen

That's dissolved way down in your bloodstream yeah

Come up slow adjusting or it will bubble out

Creating some pain you can do without


When you rise from below

You should know you gotta go slow

Don't be racing to surface again


Summer, fall, winter, or spring

Decompression's not a fun thing


I can tell you yeah yeah yeah

Don't get the bends


Yes it's good to know - so -  you

Don't get the bends


Don't get the bends



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