Donald's Ditty
(To the tune of "I Feel Pretty" - Julie Andrews Version)
Copyright 2017
Kevin Ahern

He looks dumpy
Rather frumpy
Donald Trump he is grumpy and mean
What a pity
Paranoia reigning so supreme

NATO meeting
Self-defeating
Too much tweeting we’re needing relief
Itty bitty
Yes his hands are small beyond belief

(Chorus)
Who's his chief of staff? A revolving door
There are questions we’d like to ask
Should the President
Set a precedent
Very decadent
Such a spoiled ass

Building fences
For defense is
Rather dense just like Pence is it’s true
That nitwit
He is dumber than Don, it is true

(Chorus)
Who's his chief of staff? A revolving door
There are questions we’d like to ask
Should the President
Set a precedent
Very decadent
Such a spoiled ass

And Sean Spicer
Wasn’t nice sir
A deviser of lies and deceit
It is sad
Watching them kiss Vladimir’s feet

 

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