The Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern


It was in the Old World Deli Friday night

That one hundred people gathered for a bite

Mary Fulton made us able

To sit down at twenty tables

Where we had a most unusual food fight


Silent auctions started off the evening’s biz

Fifteen teams participated in a quiz

Raffles had everyone blabbin’

‘Bout a weekend at a cabin

Thank the Mathews and the Kents for all of this


Connie Bozarth / Karen Karplus we agree

Ran the silent auction most outstandingly

And we thank for the quiz wordin’

Hallet, Atkinson, and Jordan

Andrew Schwartz excelled at being the emcee


As the evening moved along it soon became

Time to play a very funny guessing game

All the room was full of guessers

Speculating ‘bout professors

Dr. Sarker / Thi Nguyen deserve acclaim


At the termination of the night’s affair

Every person who attended was aware

It was time to stand and holler

We cleared sixteen hundred dollars

Or eight thousand pounds of grub for the Food Share



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