I'm Heaving on a Jet Plane

(to the tune of “Leavin' on a Jet Plane”)

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern

Tray table’s down. I want a snack

The steward brings it in a sack

When suddenly it gets all turbulent

We move up and down and left and right

I’m thinking now that I just might

Have a sudden mid-air accident

Please turn off that seat belt sign

I hope there’s no bathroom line

Where’s that airsick bag

I need it cuz

I’m heaving on a jet plane

So where is that damn bag again?

Oh God I hate this so

As the movie played, I felt quite good

I joked I’m ill then knocked on wood

I’m wishing now I’d never tempted fate

Every bump we hit, I get a burp

With just one more, I think I’ll urp

At least it’s one way I could drop some weight

Please turn off that seat belt sign

I hope there’s no bathroom line

Where’s that airsick bag

I need it cuz

I’m heaving on a jet plane

So where is that damn bag again?

Oh God I hate this so

No more of that sinking feeling

For I am now dramamining

Swallow hard. Relief is on its way

Dreaming of just having fun

Right after this flight is all done

A time when I will never have to say

Please turn off that seat belt sign

I hope there’s no bathroom line

Where’s that airsick bag

I need it cuz

I’m heaving on a jet plane

So where is that damn bag again?

Oh God I hate this so

I’m heaving on a jet plane

So where is that damn bag again?

Oh God I hate this so

I’m heaving on a jet plane

So where is that damn bag again?

Oh God I hate this so

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