Heavin' on a Jet Plane
(to the tune of “Leavin' on a Jet Plane”)
Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern
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Tray tableÕs down.
I want a snack
The steward brings it in a sack
When suddenly it gets all
turbulent
We move up and down and left and right
IÕm thinking now that I just might
Have a sudden mid-air accident
Please turn off that seat belt sign
I hope thereÕs no bathroom line
WhereÕs that airsick bag
I need it cuz
IÕm heaving on a jet plane
So where is that damn bag again?
Oh God I hate this so
As the movie played, I felt quite good
I joked IÕm ill then knocked on wood
IÕm wishing now IÕd never tempted fate
Every bump we hit, I get a burp
With just one more, I think IÕll urp
At least itÕs one way I could drop some weight
Please turn off that seat belt sign
I hope thereÕs no bathroom line
WhereÕs that airsick bag
I need it cuz
IÕm heaving on a jet plane
So where is that damn bag again?
Oh God I hate this so
No more of that sinking feeling
For I am now dramamining
Swallow hard. Relief is on its way
Dreaming of just having fun
Right after this flight is all done
A time when I will never have to say
Please turn off that seat belt sign
I hope thereÕs no bathroom line
WhereÕs that airsick bag
I need it cuz
IÕm heaving on a jet plane
So where is that damn bag again?
Oh God I hate this so
IÕm heaving on a jet plane
So where is that damn bag again?
Oh God I hate this so
IÕm heaving on a jet plane
So where is that damn bag again?
Oh God I hate this so
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