His Hair Is Everywhere

(to the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

 

It falls out from his head

Littering everything there

 

His

Problem is something like this

Male pattern baldness is

Reason to cry

If you’re a guy

When your scalp starts peeking out

 

Hair

Dropping out most everywhere

Rogain-ous reasons that cannot be fair

When losing one’s hair. 

There’s no way you can prepare

 

It’s going everywhere

and as it falls out he chants himself a little prayer.

It’s depressing when he finds it everywhere. 

Giving him cause for despair 

 

Follicles leaving are such a big deal

It’s so unreal, so if you’re a guy beware

 

It’s going everywhere

and as it falls out he chants himself a little prayer.

It’s depressing when he finds it everywhere. 

Giving him cause for despair 

 

Follicles leaving are such a big deal

It’s so unreal, so if you’re a guy beware

 

Hair is there and everywhere

His hair is everywhere

 

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