I Caught Your Cold

(to the tune of “I Got You Babe”)

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern

 

 

(She sings)

You went outside and got a chill

And now you’re taking lots of little pills

So my head aches it’s feeling hot

I’m blaming you for all this awful snot

 

Ray

I caught your cold

I caught your cold

 

(He sings)

The doc told me to stay in bed

No need to worry.  I am feeling dead

My lungs are full.  They should be condemned

Cuz I’m hacking up a mother lode of phlegm

 

Mae

I got your bug

I got your bug

 

(She sings)

I caught mono from you dear

And this ringing in my ear

When I get well, you get flu

And though I had shots, I caught it from you

 

(He sings)

Don’t think a pill will make me smile

Cuz you went out and gave me the West Nile

So sit your little butt right there

And tell me how we’ll pay for this health care

 

(Both sing)

Say

We’ve got some bugs

We’ve got some bugs

 

(She sings)

You gave to me step by step

A really bad case of strep

 

(He sings)

And you shared your allergies

Itchy eyes and then I sneeze

 

(She sings)

I got you to share my germs

I think we should come to terms

 

(He sings)

We should do the wedding thing

My love we share everything

 

(Both sing)

In-oc-U-late (emphasis on the U)

In-oc-U-late

In-oc-U-late

In-oc-U-late

In-oc-U-late

In-oc-U-late

(slow with a climax) We in-cu-bate

 

 

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