I’m At The Wal-Mart 

(to the tune of “I am the Walrus”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

 

It’s not free when corporate glee 

resides in me 

‘cause then I spend my money

Oh how I run

When bargains come

See how I go

On buying 

 

Standing in a line

Waiting for the scanner’s beep

Bought a bunch of sweatshirts

Just to get a discount

I’ve been so naughty now

I’m at my limit and

 

I’m overspending,

It’s never ending

I’m at the Wal-Mart

Dis-co-ver card

 

Mister greeter eager grinning

Welcomes me into the store

See all the fun 

When doorbusters come

See how I run

I’m buying

I’m buying, I’m buying

 

Labels flag the specials

Coupons help to save some dough

Poison toys from China

Nothing really finer

Yes, I’ve been a naughty one

To strip the bar code off

 

I’m overspending,

It’s never ending

I’m at the Wal-Mart

Dis-co-ver card

 

Thinking ‘bout a rebate special

In the toys and games

If the clerk’s not here you need a

Manager to sign your card for you

 

I’m overspending,

It’s never ending

I’m at the Wal-Mart

Dis-co-ver card

 

Spices, prices many vices

Corporations all are robbing you

This is how it works, those greedy jerks

See how they smirk

I’m buying

 

Scan the ATM cards

Debit those accounts most high

Supply side economics, mostly diabolic

Wow, I think I saw them kicking

Ben Bernanke’s butt

 

I’m overspending,

It’s never ending

I’m at the Wal-Mart

Dis-co-ver card

 

Oh no more dough

Oh no more dough

Oh no more dough

Oh no more dough (no)

 

Moola moola moola

Moola moola moola

Moola moola moola moola

Moola moola

 

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