New Teacher Song

(to the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern


The wisdom we have brought today’s a song that is our first

Please forgive us if it’s rough because it’s really unrehearsed

The advice that we are giving you we hope it’s not the worst

Congrats you’re a teacher now


Glory glory adoration

Children get an education

Watching many simulations

You are going to show them how


When you start to teach them anything you have to just explain

Everything that goes inside their tiny adolescent brains

Even though you do your best to help them they may still complain

Here’s the way to get along


Get your vocal cords on ready

Practice ‘til your pitch is steady

Use some rhymes but don’t be petty

Win them over with a song

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