Prostate!

(to the tune of “YMCA”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern

 

Prostate!

Swollen in my inside

I say Prostate!

To you I can confide

That my Prostate!

It will not be denied

I must go-see-the-doc-tor

 

Prostate!

Makes me have to disrobe

At the clinic!

For a digital probe

I’m a cynic!

I think I will explode

If he pokes-too-much-deep-er

 

It’s all because of a high P-S-A!

That I’m wracked with such full blown dismay

It’s an annual screen

That can make you turn green

And what’s more it is most obscene

 

So thanks to having a high P-S-A!

I’ve gotta get checked out today

I can truly confirm

The exam makes me squirm

So much hassle for having sperm

 

Prostate!

You had better behave

I say prostate!

For this I must be brave

Or my prostate!

Will lead me to my grave

And that would-not-be-so pru-dent

 

I have got such a high P-S-A!

I had better not wait or delay

‘Cause no matter the pain

It is not all in vain

As urologists ascertain

 

I have got such a high P-S-A!

I had better not wait or delay

‘Cause no matter the pain

It is not all in vain

As urologists ascertain

 

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