Subprime Loan
(to the tune of Take Me Home Country Roads)
Copyright © 2014 Kevin Ahern

Found some heaven

(In) California

3 bed castle

On a half an acre

Liked the neighbors

Seemed a lot like me

Fathers an accountant

Moms a Ph.D.

 

Needed dough

For the home

So I sought

Me a loan

Interest rates seemed

Really low so

I just sprung

For the loan

 

Got a deal on
My new mortgage
Interest rate would
Jump in five more years
Not a biggie
That was how it seemed
Sometimes we get blinded
Staring at our dreams

Subprime loan
On my home
B of A
Makes me groan
California
Coastal villa
Thought I bought
Me a home

I heard a voice way deep down inside that warned me
Swimming with a shark is just a good way to get bit
And now I know the reason why they say you must be careful with the finest print. 
Finest print

B of A
Ran away
With their loan
And my home
Like an otter
Under water
I went down
With my home

B of A
Ran away
With their loan
And my home
Like an otter
Under water
I went down
With my home
I went down
With my home
I went down
With my home

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