The Weight I Gained Last Week

(to the tune of “The Way You Look Tonight”)

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern

 

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Monday.  Feeling like a whale

Staring at the scale

It’s an awful tale that I ate - too much

And I gained some weight last week

 

I was slimmer with a bum so small

And my spirits tall

Now there’s more of me and you get to touch

All the weight I gained last week

 

With each bite, my appetite grew

Nibble-ing on the cheese

Brie and goat, gouda and blue

Too many cal-o-ries

 

Lonely. Like I’ve got the plague

I must not be vague

I’ll go Jenny Craig it

I can burn off

All that weight I gained last week

 

Brie and goat, gouda and blue

Too many cal-o-ries

 

Lonely. Like I’ve got the plague

I must not be vague

I’ll go Jenny Craig it

I can burn off

All that weight I gained last week

 

Mmmm

All that weight I gained last week

 

 

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