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(To the tune of “Smile”)
Copyright © 2013 Kevin Ahern 

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Of the grouse you’re eating

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That your spouse is cheating

If you have tears in your eyes

I’d advise

 

That you

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Every friend and lover

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And then you'll discover

Your messages are getting buzz

Because

 

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Certain you’re succeeding

If

Your tweets get retweeting

Such a short text

Should not leave you perplexed

 

So tweet 

That your dogs are trysting

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What are you resisting?

Your silly life is incomplete

Unless you

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Just tweet 

That your dogs are trysting

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What are you resisting?

Your silly life is incomplete

Unless you

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