(to the tune of “Maria”)

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The most mind-blowing stuff I’ve ever used


I take it at bedtime Viagra, Viagra

Oh this drug is so good I’m worried I may get bruised


It comes in a bottle Viagra, Viagra

Viagra, Viagra, Viagra



I just took a dose of Viagra

And every time I sup

My outlook’s looking up

You see



My love life improves with Viagra

In thirty minutes plus

No work or sweat or fuss

For me



I take it when I have deep down urges

Then rejoice for the thing that emerges


I’ll never stop loving Viagra


The most powerful drug I’ve ever used



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