The Walgreens Song
(“If I Fell”)
Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

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When my LDLs are high

And the doc is saying I

Must change my diet or

 

I could have a heart attack

I do not stop eating snacks

I take lipitor

 

Oh I need to start

To cope

With my routine

But I haven’t got

A hope

Without my Walgreen’s store

 

When I’m getting Ay-

Dee-Dee

And feeling bad

I succumb and then

Proceed

To take an adder-all

 

‘Cuz your pharmaceuticals

Help me

To adapt to each impulse

In my brain

 

So I hang out at

Walgreens

A frequent buyer

It’s a com-

mon theme

I’m preaching to the choir

 

Cuz it’s planted in our brains

That we

Need a pill for everything

Every day

 

I am hypnotized

Walgreens

By all your potions

Set me free

Oh please

Just give me my release

So I CAN be more at peace

 

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