The Walgreens Song
(“If I Fell”)
Copyright © 2011 Kevin Ahern

David Simmons' recording HERE


When my LDLs are high

And the doc is saying I

Must change my diet or


I could have a heart attack

I do not stop eating snacks

I take lipitor


Oh I need to start

To cope

With my routine

But I haven’t got

A hope

Without my Walgreen’s store


When I’m getting Ay-


And feeling bad

I succumb and then


To take an adder-all


‘Cuz your pharmaceuticals

Help me

To adapt to each impulse

In my brain


So I hang out at


A frequent buyer

It’s a com-

mon theme

I’m preaching to the choir


Cuz it’s planted in our brains

That we

Need a pill for everything

Every day


I am hypnotized


By all your potions

Set me free

Oh please

Just give me my release

So I CAN be more at peace


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