What He Tried To Do Back There
(to the tune of "I Saw Her Standing There")
Copyright 2017 Kevin Ahern

 

Well she was only fourteen

His approach was obscene

Since she looked so young

He couldn't help but stare

He'd rather not tell the public

What he tried to do back there

 

He drove to the woods

To go check out her goods

And before too long

He had her almost bare

She tried to just get away from

What he tried to do back there

 

Well he's got sick dreams

All involving teens

So he grabbed her hand with his

 

Oh he hit on this teen

And here is what it means

He's a pervert and

Voters should all beware

They should now vote for another

For what he tried to do back there

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