When Ole Mitt Was Running Bain

(to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain")

Copyright © 2012 Kevin Ahern


Sitting in an ivory tower.

With economic power

And lots of bucks to gain

At the time that he was soarin'

All those profits were off-shorin'

When ole Mitt was running Bain


He could make a million seven

By quarter to eleven

And no one would complain

With his corp'rate maneuvers

It was just like Herbert Hoover

When ole Mitt was running Bain



Ole Mitt's

The kind of guy

With numerous concerns

He's so secret all about the dough he earns

So he won't show

His tax returns


As he goes around campaigning

The public is complaining

He doesn't feel their pain

That is really nothing new

Arising from his point of view

That Mitt got while running Bain



And so now he is a pledging

He never was a hedging

On finishing his reign

It was not inconsequential

Signing docs so presidential

After leaving work at Bain


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