Yelp

(to the tune of “Help”)

Copyright © 2013 Kevin Ahern

 

Yelp

I’m feeling lonely

Yelp

You’re my one and only

Yelp

You know I need you bad

Yelp

 

When I was walking down the avenue today

I craved brioche but somehow couldn’t find it on my way

But now I’m sitting at a deli on the square

I’m piggin’ out. Without a doubt, brioche is everywhere

 

Yelp you helped me find the place I’m at

And I’m certainly appreciating that

Yelp you are so good I’m getting fat

Yelp you tru-ly helped me

 

When I am done and looking for another place

My way of finding things is staring into space

But I get lost so quick and don’t know what to do

I wonder how I ever found these places without you

 

Yelp where is the shop we’re looking for?

When we’re seeking out the corner grocery store

Yelp you help us build esprit de corps

You must know, oh all things

 

Before I had you way back ‘fore I got my phone

It surely was a different time if only I had known

There’s one more thing I need to get from you my friend

It is advice about a price what do you recommend?

 

Yelp you’ve bailed me out again and you’re

An authority who helps me to secure

Everything I’m wanting to procure

I can see things clear-ly

Help me, Yelp me, oooo

 

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