You Never Gave Me A Login

(to the tune of “You Never Give Me Your Money”)

Copyright © 2010 Kevin Ahern


You never gave me a login

For trying out the new demonstration

And now I’m feeling major league frustration

I’m locked out


I want to use your cool Web site

If you’ll just send me my registration

But in the absence of this information

I’m logged out


Online product, working nice

Have to pay the asking price

All the minutes gone, now nothing works

Maybe I’d be in the black

If I could find a little hack

That would really fix you little jerk

Or maybe I just need some new place to go

Maybe I just need some

New place to go

New place to go


It’s easy

Type on the keyboard, enter the login key

Soon I’ll have computer bliss

Just move the mouse and click that box away

The Web site is back . . . today

It’s back . . . today

It’s back . . . today . . .  yes it is

Three four five six seven eight

Gets me through the password gate

Three four five six seven eight

Gets me through the password gate


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