The Zen of Don
(To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Copyright 2017
Kevin Ahern

Come and let me tell this story about a man named Don
He took a trip to Russia for a beauty marathon
Late one day as he counted up his loot
He got caught on camera with a prostitute

Showers. Golden showers. K-G-B

Well the first thing you know, old Putin got the word
Announcing to his cronies, “This guy is quite absurd”
Said, “Donald Trump is the guy I wanna see”
“Let us help him get elected to the presidency”

Collusion, big collusion, Junior Don

But there was an election and when Don was lookin’ hurt
The Russians bailed him out by digging up some Clinton dirt
Although trailing in the polls right up 'til November three
The Russians and the Trumps got electoral victory

Scary. Real scary. K-G-B

So that’s the situation that has brought us to today
And Comey, Mueller, Rosenstein just will not go away
If you’re thinking resolution might be just out of our reach
Don’t forget the power of Congress is that they can impeach

Y’all keep that in mind now, ya hear?

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